Waxing Poetic On Twinks
Story By TeeJay
Pity the poor twink. He’s often maligned, openly mocked. The object of scorn, ridicule -- sticks and stones even. Hairless, slender and entirely lickable, the twink is often devalued as a brainless himbo. “Nothing upstairs!” people say. “Only adorable!” others protest. He exists entirely to stir up drama by his rampant sexual escapades, his endless gossiping, and his flighty “how many extacy pills did I take?” nature.
There is no question: The twink is a pretty ridiculous character. Take his clothes for instance. Last night I saw a twink sauntering down the street in rainbow-striped hot pants, a red polka-dot sun visor and a T-shirt that read “I am the after-party.” Never subtle, the twink.
But isn’t that why we love him? His easiness? His flitting from flower to flower? His “this night can go on forever because I’m still in my 20s” attitude? His ability to enter a room and have his tight little butt cheeks upturned within seconds? These are commendable virtues.
And so I come to praise the twink, not bury him. Because I have loved the twink as long as I’ve been aware of his cutey-patootie existence. As such, I’ve become a bit of an expert on his exotic ways. In an effort to better understand his controversial character, and to introduce him to those who have steer cleared of him, I’ve jotted down some helpful information.
How to recognize the twink
The twink is a not-so-rare bird usually found congregating openly in urban American gayborhoods. His plumage is vibrant, his butt crack on display. He might be wearing jewelry, but his wallet is always runnin’ on empty. Try as he might to cut a respectable figure in society, he ultimately functions solely as an object of desire.
Often dressed in tattered jeans, clinging tops and flip-flops, the twink shuffles into coffee houses and bars all wide-eyed and dewy-faced looking for a good time. His skin is utterly unlined and his teeth are the pearliest white. Everything about the twink gleams with newness -- this includes his naughty bits which seem to shine and sparkle with an otherworldly glow.
The twink often smells very good too, as if he’s recently stepped out of a tub full of bubbles. Of course there are those twinks who haven’t taken a shower in weeks (helpless babies), but this is only a ploy. They want you to give them a bath, feed them milk and cookies and gently spank them for being so naughty.
The History of the Twink
It is not known when the twink first emerged. He is considered a kind of gay missing link. Caught somewhere between post-adolescence and total adulthood, the twink is a kind of fag-about-to-happen. The first usage of the term “twink” is lost to the ages, but many believe it refers to the Twinkie pastry, created by Hostess. This delectable treat is a golden sponge cake with a creamy filling -- just like most twinks. It is the quintessential junk food, entirely un-nutritious and delicious for the few moments it’s in your mouth -- just like most twinks. The Twinkie is also shaped like a pretty, young cock, which furthers the association.
There is also the notion that “twink” is an acronym of “teenage, white, into no kink.” Twinks, however, can be in their 20s (and if well-preserved, into their 30s), and of every color imaginable. Some even are into kink. I once peed all over a twink who was cuddling his teddy bear while watching a repeat of The OC. How cute is that?
The fact is “twink” is a broad term that includes any young-looking gay boy chewing Starbursts while trolling for love on a Saturday night.
Twink As Porn Archetype
The twink is pervasive in porn. Bel Ami -- need I say more? One immediately recognizes the twink in porn because he is the one on the bottom, ankles to the sky, giggling. He can’t help it. His natural position is on his back, both on and off camera.
However the “top” twink has come more and more into vogue in porn in recent years, and these days you will sometimes see a big, burly guy getting it up the yazzo by some 18-year-old wisp of a thing. This vogue is encouraging. It broadens the twink’s possibilities and gives his sore hinny a well-deserved break.
Some delectable twink websites include twinkacademy, citiboyz, boycrush, 8teenboy, badpuppy. Google and enjoy!
Mating Rituals of the Twink
The twink searches for two types. One is the other twink. His identical twin. The same smooth, brainless beauty he gazes at in the mirror each morning -- or on his cam each afternoon. (Twinks are cam whores! Look at me! Look at me! Look at me!) The other type the twink searches for is Daddy. The twink’s polar opposite. The one who can make him feel all taken care of, all appreciated, all mushy-gushy twinkish.
The twink, always the coquette, approaches cautiously. Sometimes with a petulant “I don’t care if you talk to me” look, other times with a more open-hearted “how soon can I take my clothes off?” demeanor. In both instances the twink wishes to be seduced. This is usually accomplished by purchasing the twink several rum and cokes and rubbing his cock through his pants. Don’t waste time on slow moves. The twink is always halfway out the door.
A Final Word
If this information has persuaded you to seek our your very own twink, you would do well to target the nearest beach, college campus, or any bar playing Kelly Clarkson videos.
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