Hard to believe it but some people out there do not like the taste of cum. Yes, the flavor can range from a pleasant almond moment to an ammonia cleaner chaser, but because your man whipped the batch up for you special the least you can do is pretend to like it. He’ll do the same for you when you let go a salty stream of sperm against his tonsils.

For those seeking to produce a more pleasant offering, here’s a drink recipe that incorporates cum-enhancing ingredients, as well as some used by cum-flavoring supplements. It tastes good and it’s good for you. And your cum.

Flesh 4 Men’s Top Reasons To Swallow

It’s tidy: No towels or tissue to bother with.

It’s quick: He shoots. It’s over. No pause in the action.

It’s less tension: If the guy you’re sucking has to worry about being sure to not cum in your mouth, he will be tense and not enjoy your oral skills as much as he does when he can just let it rip when it rips.

It’s symbolic: You accept what your man gives you. You’d never spit out an offered glass of champagne, would you?

It’s polite: Didn’t your mom teach you manners?

It’s good for the environment: Less paper waste. Less towel washing.

How did people entertain themselves before YouTube? One of the Flesh’s staff’s favorite searches is for The Bulge. You know -- vids of those hunky wrestlers, soccer players, swimmers, and other men in tight-fitting uniforms adjusting their jewels or sporting semi or full wood. Twenty to thirty seconds of turgid joy. And it’s free.

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