By Christopher Stone
What’s more compelling
than photos of fit, handsome, nude men posing for our
pleasure? Photos of fit, handsome, nude, famous men.
Famous flesh packs a much
higher voltage than anonymous skin. It’s one thing
when a teen runaway strips to keep body and soul together.
It’s something else when the fed-and-famous strip,
defying society, showing us what lurks beneath the Armani
suits and silky underpants. Dating back to the earliest
days of caricature and photography, our appetite for famous
flesh is insatiable.
For their part, the famous strip willingly for our erection.
By nature, show business, sports, and modeling stars are
exhibitionists. Being watched is their business. As Ashton
Kutcher put it after doing a recent nude scene in A Lot
Like Love: “I like being nude. So for me, it wasn’t
tough.” Many of the famous and rich would agree.
The shortlist is the one composed of those who haven’t
posed semi or fully nude. Many Internet sites, both fee
and free, are devoted to famous nude flesh. Unless you’ve
money to burn, don’t pay. Thousands of nude celebrity
images, many homoerotic, are available for free.
Want to see what’s between Brad Pitt’s golden
thighs? His full frontal (and perky rear) published in
Playgirl, and on the Internet, leave nada to the imagination.
Not content to see Tom Cruise simply shirtless? Glimpse
his circumcised pecker in the 1983’s All the Right
Moves. The truth is out there, and so are David Duchcovny’s
frontal photos from New Year’s Day.
Perhaps you like your famous flesh nude and raunchy. No
problem. Before starring in NBC’s PG-rated Law &
Order: SVU, sexy Christopher Meloni appeared in two of
the raunchiest non-porn nude scenes in history: both of
them on HBO’s Oz. In one episode, he is nude, pissing
into a pot. In another episode, Meloni bends over spreads
his ass cheeks, showing off his hairy pucker. The very
explicit photos can be seen on many free Internet sites.
Former MTV VJ and WB sitcom star Simon Rex went Meloni
one better. In a series of gay-oriented adult videos,
Simon not only bared his jewels, he spanked them to orgasm
(Hot Sessions 11 & 12).
Most American celebrities are unwilling to be as out there
as Meloni and Rex, but it’s common to see the foreign
famous nude, erect, even jacking for their fans.
Ryan Carnes made a big splash as the gay gardener on ABC’s
hit Desperate Housewives. But he caused a virtual tsunami
showing everything in this spring’s indie film Eating
Want your flesh bare and royal? Again, no problem. Paparazzi
cameras have caught Great Britain’s Prince Andrew
fully nude several times. His nephews, William and Harry,
have yet to be caught willy-out, but have been snapped
in swim trunks and shirtless.
Artistically speaking, among the best of this genre are
Bruce Weber’s nude, erotic pictures of models the
Brewer Twins, and Greg Gorman’s elegant full frontals
of NBC’s Las Vegas heartthrob Josh Duhamel.
To the web we go for the show
Type “nude celebrity” in your browser and
you’ll get more hits than the entire Motown Record
The site http://www.pridesites.com/frontalimp/
is a personal favorite. Hundreds of famous flesh images,
arranged alphabetically in a veritable dicktionary. Before
opening the picture, codes tell you whether the picture
contains an erection (e), pubes (p), simply rear (r),
or hardcore action (x).
is Dewey’s Nude Male Celebrity Archive. Many nude,
erotic treasures: alphabetized and free.
This is the Campfire Main Menu. Scroll down to the Discussion
Board link. Once there, you’ll find scores of famous
flesh photos, many from the worlds of sports, modeling,
show business, and royalty mixed in with everyday Joes,
drunk frat boys and others such as South American pop
stars, father-son nudes, and Olympians, nude and fully
Horsey’s Male Celebrity DISHcussion Board at http://www.wwmen.com/horseyncm/board/board.html
has fewer photos, but some vintage gems. Weber’s
exquisite Brewer Twins series and Gorman’s full-frontal
Duhamels are here. Also, Don Johnson and Sal Mineo, nude,
simulating fucking, on stage in the late 1960s play Fortune
and Men’s Eyes.
Over at filth2go.com,
an entertainment gossip site, is one of the biggest collections
of celeb pics arranged in alphabetical order. It’s
not free, but it might be worth the money for the ardent
famous flesh fan.
For as long as we crave famous flesh, there will be celebrities
willing to strip for our pleasure. And, like the song
“The Twelfth of Never” says, that’s
a long, long time.