When it comes to hanging meat, especially in its soft and tender state, nothing may be quite as mouthwatering as a slab with some extra flab.

The pendulum has swung back and forth over the years, so to speak, from cut to uncut, with claims of cleaner meat on the one hand to cries of butchery on the other.

Fact is, foreskin has made quite the comeback. In the gay '90s, the majority of porn stars flaunting their crinkle-tipped look were European with their Hispanic and Asian counterparts also part of the staple diet. These days, production houses are well-stocked with jet-fresh all-American boys proud to show off their overhang. Viewers love it, especially those with a taste for what they themselves are missing.

The hooded look is in. Whether a bell-shaped tip that has that special ring or more the French horn that begs to be blown, the long and short of it is quite simple. Uncircumcised men are equipped with an added extra that they can pull from their tool kit at the drop of a hat, and pull may just be the operative word.

It doesn't take much of a stretch of the imagination to turn foreskin into foreplay. Not only is there something more to chew on, but just like a sock, the more stretch, the greater coverage it can manage. And for a circumcised man who may have always wondered what that lost fold might have felt like, a hook-up with the right partner may mean room enough for two.

That's right. By lining up cock-to-cock, a guy can stretch his foreskin, rolling it over the head of his partner's member and hold for a snug fit. Instead of a couple being joined at the hip, now they can be joined at the tip. This head-to-head encounter, called docking, brings a new dimension to the concept of lovers seeing eye-to-eye. It is sure to get the pre-cum flowing and can make for a juicy start to a hot play session.

When guys talk about the glue that holds them together, no longer need the discussion remain metaphoric since with a flick of the wrist, the meaning takes on a very literal twist. Is that why two yummy, uncut Asian boys together are affectionately called “sticky rice?” The point is that any sexual fantasy starts in the head and if the proliferation of websites dedicated to foreskin is any indication, many lads enjoy such a fetish.

As one of my no-bars-held Jewish friends explained it to me: “We are always after forbidden fruit and being the good Jewish man that I am, the first thing I want to eat is trafe (non-kosher meat).” Religion, after all, was the big intruder, taking the blade to little boy wieners at the age of seven days. The Romans; however, in their wisdom, deemed the naturally intact state of masculine jewels a sign of athletic prowess and just prettier, damn it. Restorative measures were taken to ensure that any circumcised athletes were re-endowed with what had been removed before parading their wares in public.

Threads of these beliefs may lay dormant deep down in our psyche, passed on in our DNA and impact our perception of how we feel about our homoerotic selves and more specifically about our male apparatus and that of others. Take the cleanliness issue to which many a pro-circumcision advocate reverts when challenged on the debate. Most uncut men agree that it merely takes a few seconds to stay as clean as a whistle and that taking protection is just as important for cut men. The build-up of smegma, unique to those with intact foreskin, is quite the turn-on for circumcised men lusting for scenes of nastiness. With Internet hook-ups it is easy to get your leather pig playmate to hold off on that shower and let you have smegma encounters of the close kind until your nasal passages and taste buds are little drunk with his dank maleness.

No longer do you have to wait at the dock for your ship to come in. If you are foreskin curious and willing to go out and find a tug-boat to pull you in, who knows, in your next ad you may just add the words docker/dockee to your repertoire.

But if you're not an Internet type of guy and more into bars, why not cut to the chase with a brown lace hankie. Left side if your jonesing for foreskin, right side if you have the uncut version you know he wants. What better way to tip someone off?

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