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Can you answer these correctly? If you can, you might want to consider getting out more.

1. What is a tonguer?

2. What is a cockhead?

3. What is a cummingtontonite?

4. What is a prick shooting?

5. What is a dick-ass?

6. What is a bunghole?

7. What is a ball cock?

1. One who inserts the tongues of shoes 2. The top of a grinding mill spindle 3. A type of mineral composed of magnesium-iron silicate 4. Shooting with a bow and arrow at a fixed mark 5. A donkey 6. The hole in a cask, through which it is filled or emptied 7. A toilet’s fill valve

 

Porn On The Go

If you ever find yourself with a sudden urge for porn, you need to check out a new mobile service from Xobile.

It’s a rather simple process. Log onto their website (www.xobile.com) from either your computer or mobile device, select some movies, and then sit back and enjoy. Stream or download your selections to your mobile device whenever and wherever you want. Xobile works on any portable device that supports Windows Media Player, Real Player of 3GPP.

There are tons of clips to watch. Choose by category or browse the fleshtacular collections of more than 200 studios. They even offer a free clip of the day.

Now you can whip out your phone – and your cock – when you are on the go.

 

Four Bars Get You A Bathhouse

Build on Russian River, Province-town and Fire Island. Back in the ’80s The Parker Sisters put out Gay
Monopoly, a version of the classic Parker Brothers board game. All real estate is gay Mecca sites; bars and bathhouses replace houses and hotels; Sleaze Bag replaces The Community Chest. Only sold for a short time, this fey collector’s must-have now sells on EBay for around $40-$50.

 

It’s A Fucking Job …

But, someone, or something gotta do it. And boyzshop.com has machines priced from $127 to $1200 to get the job done right. It’s an interesting collection. Some are as simple as modified power drills and reciprocating saws. Others are quite elaborate contraptions. All plunder your hole without fatigue as long as you’ve paid the electric bill.

 


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