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Can you answer these correctly?
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5. What is a dick-ass?
6. What is a bunghole?
7. What is a ball cock?
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One who inserts the tongues of shoes 2. The
top of a grinding mill spindle 3. A type
of mineral composed of magnesium-iron silicate 4.
Shooting with a bow and arrow at a fixed mark 5.
A donkey 6. The hole in a cask, through which
it is filled or emptied 7. A toilet’s
fill valve
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