A wide variety of devices are available to apply tension to the skin of the penis. Devices that use weights or elastic straps are most popular. Remember that these tugging techniques should be done reasonably and not forced. We’re talking about a one-to-three year process here.
And if you’re interested in getting those low-hanging balls, the same tugging technique is used on your scrotum. Just with different kinds of weights over a similar length of time. Be gentle, though, huh?
YOU ASS-KED FOR IT
To get that “perfect” bubble butt (as if flat asses didn’t have their own allure) they slice your butt cheeks open and insert very soft solid silicone implants between the muscles. Anything with an implant must be done very carefully. If it becomes loose it can slide where you don’t want it. Seriously. You could have your bubble butt on your hip.
Since your butt is required for walking and sitting (and so much more!), there’s usually more pain during the recovery period. But then that’s why God made pain medications.
NIP/TUCK OR NIP/SUCK?
There’s a surgical procedure for permanently increasing the size of your nipples. It usually involves a tissue graft from another part of the body, such as fat or even some cartilage and is often performed in the doc’s office on an outpatient basis.
But suction for temporary results is the way most people go. Nipple pumping can be erotic and exciting and there’s nothing like a touch of titillation (yes, Beavis, I said tit-illation) to get a horny guy do anything. By using gentle suction, your nipples expand and fully extend. This enlargement is temporary, but if you do it regularly it can result in some semi-permanent enlargement. Plus it’s just fun to explore some good ol’ American nipple play.
There’s the standard Snake Bite Kit that includes two powerful suction cups that you apply to your nips. There are other kits, too, such as Nipple Cylinders, which produces larger and perkier nipples, and a Nipple Enlarger Ring Kit that comes with a pump and small rings to slide over your newly enlarged nipples. Once the rings are in place, your man-tits will stay perky and erect for a nice long time.
And speaking of time, if you use these toys consistently and over a very long period of it, the skin on your nipples can eventually stretch and grow. If you want to have nips like a Tom of Finland fantasy, just keep at it. Get your nipple enlargement kits in the mail and then run, Forrest, run!
THE FINAL WORD
There you have it. Anyway, when it comes to your body, the best advice I can give you is to learn to be satisfied with what you have, grasshopper.
And save your money for porn.
Illustration By Iceman: Iceman_blue222@yahoo.com, http://onice.y-hosting.net/
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