What is the best way to hunt down dick?
By Paul Ronando

It's Friday night. You're finally home from a long work week and feeling lazier than a post office counter clerk with 40 people waiting in line. You're not going out of your place unless there is a George W. Bush-induced nuclear war. However, you do have needs, primal beast that you are. The food and sex drives will not be ignored. So, you order in a pizza and plant your twitching tush in front of the computer to scour the 'net for some schlong.
Ah, the Internet. Was a time when you had to haul your horny self over to the bathhouse, bookstore or park for some instant groin gratiffication. No longer. Now you can stay home, lounge in your 2(x)ist undies, with Clay Aikens in the CD player, a cold drink resting on the gay.com coaster you got at the last Pride and peruse site after site for a butthole to pleasure and poke or a cock to suck and stroke. If you're lucky, or maybe just persistent, or maybe just not too picky, or maybe just a total hottie, you can locate a man in all that cyber circuitry goo and host him over to your pleasure dome for some manloving. He might even get there before the pizza arrives. Beat that, Domino's.
Easy, but is this all really progress?
Some long for the good old days when to ffind a trick you had to actually function and interact as a human being instead of as Photoshop pixels and a darting mouse cursor. Some applaud the ease of the Internet and chat rooms as the ultimate timesaver. Some dis it as the biggest waste of time and the cause of the severe isolation reportedly felt by many.
Let's break it down, shall we?